Proving a point to my mother- reblog if you are not a pedophile.

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

my-peopleskills-arerusty:

no-im-not-me:

oblivious-cancer:

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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Posting for two reasons 1. ^^^
2. Martin freeman

that made me realize that is martin freeman 

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Lisa washed her hair on Monday
Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday
Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday
Lisa washed her hair on Thursday

Then her husband noticed that her shampoo
Upset her pH balence
Her hair was all dried out
And frizzy
So he shot the bitch and moved to the city!

Oh what a stupid world oooh ooh yeah!

did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.
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did-you-kno:

PoopSenders.com is a company that is hired to send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla poop to a person’s friend or enemy anonymously.

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Why don’t cartoon men have nipples? Everyone has nipples. How confused are little boys when they have nipples but none of their favourite cartoons do?

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

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madimpossiblemiracle:

madimpossiblemiracle:

LISTEN UP FOLKS!
this beautiful picture of Lupita Nyong’o was drawn by one of my best friends for an art class she took. i got permission from said friend to post it on here as a sort of introduction of sorts. i’m trying to encourage my friend to create a blog of her own on tumblr with some more of her great work. help me convince her with notes! likes, reblogs, comments, whatever you guys can come up with. i think my friend has a shit ton of talent, and that talent deserves to be recognized.

so i’m reblogging my own post because i think this deserves a lot of notes because it is a beautiful, hand-drawn picture and i am in love with it and my friend has so much talent i can’t stand it.

madimpossiblemiracle:

madimpossiblemiracle:

LISTEN UP FOLKS!
this beautiful picture of Lupita Nyong’o was drawn by one of my best friends for an art class she took. i got permission from said friend to post it on here as a sort of introduction of sorts. i’m trying to encourage my friend to create a blog of her own on tumblr with some more of her great work. help me convince her with notes! likes, reblogs, comments, whatever you guys can come up with. i think my friend has a shit ton of talent, and that talent deserves to be recognized.

so i’m reblogging my own post because i think this deserves a lot of notes because it is a beautiful, hand-drawn picture and i am in love with it and my friend has so much talent i can’t stand it.

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gabbyvee:

"You slut! You tease! You dancing sleaze!I’m on my knees and I’m begging you pleaseCome home before you change for the worseIt runs in your family girl, you got the curse!”
If you don’t know about the folk punk band Harley Poe you REALLY should

gabbyvee:

"You slut! You tease! You dancing sleaze!
I’m on my knees and I’m begging you please
Come home before you change for the worse
It runs in your family girl, you got the curse!”

If you don’t know about the folk punk band Harley Poe you REALLY should

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wiccangothshinigami:

I can NEVER express how much I love these guys, there’s literally no possible way in the entire universe!! <3  =3

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